Right, to say this coolant loss is doing my head in is an understatement!

After finding traces around the heater hose I have lost more coolant but found NO MORE glow or wetness around these pipes!? (A red herring?) ( In fact i cannot see any more traces of uv dye anywhere. Yet i find it hard to believe I have such a coolant loss internally that gives me;
No contamination in oil
No white smoke
No smell of coolant in exhaust
No bubbles in expanaion tank
No pressure at cap when engine cold
Absolutely no issues driving including trailer towing 1600/1700 kg
No variations in temperature
After speaking with a VM specialist here in England he advises against a compression test - too many false passes/failures. So next step for me would be the HG test for exhaust gasses in the coolant, the one where the liquid will change colour etc.
So my first question if anyone can help;
If there is any leak between coolant and engine - is it possible that coolant could leak into combustion but no gasses into the coolant?
Surely if I hook up this tester and then start engine from cold all the way up to operating temp and then even 3000rpm+ and i get a pass - surely there is NO leak internally? (i'm happy there is no leak to the oil as the coolant is squeaky clean and the oil is perfectly black and steady level.
And my second question;
Does anyone know of any mythical fairy like creature with a fondness for squirreling away coolant while I sleep?

trying my best to avoid a £1500 bill for new HG and possible head when car is worth £2500
